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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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Being awake is the worst.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.