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  • Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.
  • I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.
  • I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.
  • Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.
  • “Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.
  • Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.