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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.