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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.