I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb. Commentary:Well, watch out folks, we have a dynamite over here! 💥🌸 Remember, handle with care or you might end up feeling the explosion! 🧨 #HandleWithCaution Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day. Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done. Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.