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  • I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.
  • If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.
  • The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.
  • Another fine day ruined by waking up.
  • Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”
  • I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.