My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.