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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.