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My first mistake of my life was my birth.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.