Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.