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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.