Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.