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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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Time is precious, waste it wisely.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.