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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?