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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.