They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.