My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.