50+ Funny Fun Activity Quotes That Turn Every Hobby Into A Comedy Show

New funny fun activity quotes

• Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

• Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

• I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

• Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

• Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

• I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

• Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

• If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

• It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

• Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Top funny fun activity quotes

• I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

• If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

• Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

• When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

• You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

• I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

• The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

• Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

• Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

• I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Popular funny fun activity quotes

• The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

• Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

• Please twerk; I have just days left.

• Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

• I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

• One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

• We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

• I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

• Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

• You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

More funny fun activity quotes

• My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

• First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

• If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

• Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

• Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

• Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

• Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

• Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

• I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

• Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Witty fun activity quotes

• I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

• Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

• I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

• I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

• Pomegranates are worth the mess.

• Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

• The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

• Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

• Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

• Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Funny fun activity quotes remind us that the best memories come from the most unexpected moments 🌟. Whether it’s a failed DIY project 🔨, a disastrous game night 🎲, or an epic adventure gone sideways 🌪️, fun activities always bring a dose of comedy 😂. These quotes are perfect for sharing with friends who love turning every plan into a hilarious story 🤣. So keep trying new things, embrace the chaos, and enjoy every funny twist along the way 🎢!