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50+ Funny Relationships Quotes That Reveal The Comedy Behind Love And Drama

Funny relationships quotes capture the wild mix of love âĪïļ, laughter 😂, and occasional eye-rolling 🙄 that comes with being connected to someone ðŸĪŠ. From silly arguments over nothing ðŸ§Đ to inside jokes no one else understands ðŸĪ­, relationships are full of comedy gold 🎭. These quotes highlight the funny side of balancing romance, friendship, and chaos all at once 😄. Get ready to laugh at the wonderfully imperfect world of relationships — because if you’re not laughing, you’re probably arguing 😂!

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  • Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.
  • Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.
  • The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.
  • If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”
  • First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.
  • Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.
  • Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.
  • I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.
  • I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.
  • The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Top funny relationships quotes

  • The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.
  • Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.
  • Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.
  • God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.
  • I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.
  • I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.
  • My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.
  • “Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.
  • I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.
  • I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.
  • No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.
  • The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.
  • Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.
  • Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.
  • I’m running out of people I like.
  • Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.
  • Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.
  • Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?
  • No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.
  • Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

More funny relationships quotes

  • If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.
  • Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.
  • What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.
  • They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.
  • Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.
  • We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.
  • My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.
  • You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.
  • I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.
  • To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Witty relationships quotes

  • The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.
  • Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.
  • “You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.
  • Men make it so easy to hate them.
  • Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.
  • I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.
  • Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.
  • Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.
  • Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.
  • I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Funny relationships quotes remind us that while relationships take work ðŸ§đ, they also provide endless material for laughter ðŸĪĢ. Whether it’s quirky habits ðŸĪ·â€â™‚ïļ, odd conversations ðŸ—Ģïļ, or those “did you really just say that?” moments 🙃, relationships thrive on humor. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s navigated the ups, downs, and hilarious in-betweens of love 💕. So cherish the laughs, embrace the drama, and keep enjoying the comedy that comes with every relationship ðŸĪŠ!

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