New funny motivation quotes

• If you’re going through hell, keep going.

• Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

• Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

• I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

• I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

• I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

• In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

• Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

• My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

• “Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

Top funny motivation quotes

• Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

• “Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

• “I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

• 80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

• You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

• A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

• Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

• Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

• Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

• It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

Popular funny motivation quotes

• It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

• When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

• My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

• When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

• I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

• I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

• Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

• I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

• Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

• Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

More funny motivation quotes

• I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

• (at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

• Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

• I want this laziness removed from my body.

• Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

• No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

• The shitshow must go on.

• Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

• Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

• Not right now. I’m manifesting.

Witty motivation quotes

• My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

• Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

• Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

• What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

• Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

• Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

• I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

• Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

• Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

• Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Funny motivation quotes remind us that while staying driven sounds great in theory 🎯, real life often has other (more entertaining) plans 😂. From pep talks that turn into snack breaks 🍫 to workout goals that end with binge-watching 📺, motivation is a daily comedy routine 🤣. These quotes are perfect for anyone who starts every day full of big plans — and ends it wondering where the time went 🙃. So embrace the ups, laugh at the downs, and keep smiling through your unique version of motivation 🤪!