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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.