It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.