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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.