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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.