It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.