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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.