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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.