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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?