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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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Uh oh, said somethinโ€™ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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Sorry Iโ€™m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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Friday the 13th doesnโ€™t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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I donโ€™t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shoreโ€”no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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I know sacrifice. Iโ€™m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.