I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.