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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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My life is based on a true story.