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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.