HOBART—Touting a revolutionary new lifestyle approach, local man Tim Malone has become an advocate for ‘Netflix & By Yourself’ evenings, a solitary activity he describes as ‘deeply enriching.’ “It’s all the joy of choosing your own adventure, without any of the pesky compromise,” Malone explained while pausing the latest murder documentary for a popcorn refill.

Malone, 34, insists his solo movie nights offer unparalleled freedom. “Traditional date nights are overrated,” he said, affectionately gesturing to his dog-eared remote. “Plus, when I laugh at an Adam Sandler film, I know the judgment in the room is minimal and purely internal.”

Friends have reportedly expressed concern over Malone’s unconventional social calendar. “We keep asking him to hang out, but he says his ‘Date with Destiny’ episode is on,” said neighbor Cherise Grant. Rumors suggest Malone is working on a Netflix & By Yourself Party Planner, including tutorial videos on blanket fort optimization.