TOOWOOMBA—Local thrill enthusiast Max Harper has declared his aspiration to work as a “Skydiver Encouragement Specialist,” specializing in providing that final nudge to reluctant jumpers. “My true passion lies in converting their fear into freefall,” Harper revealed, envisioning a role where his persuasive skills would be paramount.

The job, according to Harper, involves “ethically ejecting” those paralyzed at the plane’s door. “Flight attendants noticed my knack when I successfully urged timid passengers to leave the gate and board,” he explained. Harper believes skydiving holds the same potential, only at a higher altitude.

In his search for relevant training, Harper was surprised that pushing services don’t have formal courses. Determined to fill this niche, he plans to launch a Kickstarter for “Pusher Pro Academy.” “Once people fly, they soar. Bon voyage!” he enthusiastically prepared his send-off script.