BUFFALO—Local resident Carl Henderson has embraced a rigorous testing process that ensures comprehensive results only achievable through repeated errors. “I’m thorough,” Carl insisted. “While some might consider it a mistake after one time, I prefer to average it out around five or six just to verify.”

Friends report that Carl’s endeavors range from cutlery juggling to impromptu ferret handling, activities seen regularly with predictable outcomes. “Carl just has this knack for consistency,” one friend stated. “He’s determined to master the art of failing with unparalleled dedication and resilience.”

Scientists have expressed curiosity, suggesting Carl’s method could redefine error metrics. “Normally, error correction involves fewer mistakes, but Carl seems intent on ensuring no stone—or glass window—goes unturned,” said Dr. Linda Smyth. Neighborhood shopkeepers have placed cardboard cutouts of him as a warning sign: repeated appearances guaranteed.