CHICAGO—In a groundbreaking initiative, women everywhere are embracing new classes designed to teach the art of apologizing effectively. ‘We aim to empower women with phrases like, “I was wrong and I am sorry,”‘ said workshop leader, Angela Whitehead, adding that sincerity and humility are provided at no extra charge.

Widely embraced by husbands and partners, the program guarantees immediate domestic peace. ‘I couldn’t believe it,’ said local husband Dave Lambert. ‘I almost fell off my chair when my wife apologized last Tuesday. Best $50 I ever spent.’

Despite criticism, the workshops claim surprising endorsements. Men who previously could only dream of hearing these words now line up registration sites weekly. ‘We’re planning an advanced course with words like “It’s my fault,”‘ Whitehead added, as women hastily Googled the definition of accountability.