LIVERPOOL—In an unprecedented move, the nation’s passwords have signed up for group therapy. “We have this pressure to be strong, but deep down, we’re just a string of letters and numbers,” revealed password 12345, expressing vulnerability amidst mounting expectations for complexity.

Counselors report overwhelming sessions with phrases like “I wish people could see how long I am underneath.” IT specialists are compiling insecurity testimonials, inspired by ResilientP@$$w0rds!’s bravery. “It’s time we admit they need support,” said tech psychologist Dr. Sandi Kew.

The breakthrough has raised questions such as whether passwords should receive therapy through encrypted communication platforms. “I just hope we can finally build ones that feel complete without special characters,” admitted cyberpsychologist Zephyr Ascend, gesturing to mending the rift between capital and lowercase letters.