PROVIDENCE—In a bold claim, local man Seth Daniels announced he is granting one lucky individual the historic chance to send nudes his way. “You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes,” Daniels proclaimed, causing locals to scratch their heads at his audacity.

Since the announcement, residents have been engaged in a heated debate over the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. “I’m not really sure if I need that kind of notoriety,” said area woman Karen Winters. “It’s like being the first to walk on the moon, but way less appealing.”

Daniels plans to commemorate the occasion with a plaque, tongues firmly in cheek. “Someone has to step up,” he explained. “Future generations will surely want to know who was there first. Perhaps I’ll host a ribbon-cutting ceremony to mark the event.”