BATH—In a groundbreaking study on solitude, local introvert Nigel Farthing revealed a novel technique for combating loneliness: dimming lights and watching horror films. “It’s like the murderer on screen is sharing the evening with you,” Farthing shared.

Friends have reported a significant change in Farthing’s social habits. “We thought it was odd when he adopted a life-sized cutout of Freddy Krueger,” noted neighbor Sheila Wells.

Experts now suggest horror movie marathons over traditional therapy. “You’ll never feel alone,” said therapist Dr. Carrie Sloane. “Especially with the jump scares and those whispering apparitions in your living room.”