LOUISVILLE—Drawing inspiration from his personal struggles with social fatigue, local man Eric Dunsworth opened the world’s first All-Night Quiet Concert Experience. “Being social sucks all my energy, so I’m giving people a way to feel the thrill of a concert without speaking to anyone,” Dunsworth explained through a strategic yawn.

“We offer headphone rentals with nature sounds to enhance your non-interactive journey. There’s even a ‘Silent Concession’ stand with pastries mysteriously appearing in your lap,” said Dunsworth. The concert includes zero bands, direct eye contact, or unplanned small talk, allowing attendees to mimic the experience of actively ignoring someone.

The immersive venture also boasts a full Applause Break Room, where patrons can opt for a pre-recorded track to cheer themselves on. “Sometimes, you just need the sound of clapping without figuring out why the person next to you is also clapping,” noted Dunsworth while shuffling slightly away from the reporter.