AUSTIN—Fitness centers nationwide are reporting a new exercise craze as members are seen enthusiastically grabbing their own butts. “It’s all about self-empowerment,” explained local gym-goer Tina Raulerson, adding that she never starts a workout section without a hearty squeeze. “I’ll never need a personal trainer again!”

As this peculiar fitness trend gains traction, experts are weighing in. “Physical touch can be so uplifting,” stated Dr. Mark Lidbetter, renowned physical therapist. “However, I never thought the key would be in one’s own posterior. It’s cheeky, but it works!”

Despite questionable origins, the trend shows no signs of slowing, with gyms now introducing ‘Solo Squeeze’ classes. But concerns remain. “I don’t mind,” said an anonymous owner, “but do we charge for equipment rental if the only equipment used is your own hands?”