TOPEKA—Inspired by nature’s beauty hacks, local man Todd Reynolds announced plans to hibernate, hopeful to transform during an extensive rest period. “If caterpillars can sleep and wake up gorgeous, why can’t I?” mused Reynolds, currently constructing a DIY cocoon from camping gear.

Experts are skeptical, noting potential side effects. “Unlike butterflies, humans have pizza delivery apps,” said Dr. Lily Morris, a local entomologist, adding, “The temptation might outweigh the virtue of metamorphosis.”

Todd remains undeterred, now seeking crowdfunding for extended leave. “It’s a tough sell,” admitted Reynolds. “But in the end, who wouldn’t invest a few bucks to potentially win the title of ‘Neighborhood Monarch Butterbae?'”