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If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.