TULSA—In an unexpected twist on the proverbial couch potato evening, local couple Jason and Emily Thompson have introduced a culinary twist to their Friday night ritual of Netflix and chill by adding chicken nuggets. “It’s important to maintain variety in a relationship,” said Emily while deftly balancing a nugget on a dipping sauce. “Who knew dinosaurs could also spice up romance?”

Witnesses report that the Thompsons have taken their commitment to comfort to new heights. “Sure, you can watch movies under a blanket, but why not add a side of crispy nuggets?” said Jason. “Simply put, it’s like Netflix knows our algorithm better than we do—and that includes a penchant for poultry.”

Despite initial skepticism, the hybrid ritual has been so well-received that experts predict a surge in local nugget sales. “This culinary interlude is sparking a new lifestyle,” commented sociologist Linda Marks. “It’s not just about love; it’s about chicken-induced euphoria. It’s safe to say romance has never been so finger-lickin’.”