50+ Funny Activity Jokes That’ll Make Every Moment More Entertaining

New funny activity jokes

• Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

• Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

• Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

• Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

• Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

• Scrolling should count as cardio.

• I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

• What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

• Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

• First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Top funny activity jokes

• Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

• Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

• If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

• I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

• Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

• Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

• I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

• “Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

• Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

• I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Popular funny activity jokes

• Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

• The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

• If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

• We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

• Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

• I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

• There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

• Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

• Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

• Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

More funny activity jokes

• I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

• Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

• Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

• Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

• Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

• I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

• Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

• One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

• Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

• If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

Witty activity jokes

• It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

• Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

• Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

• Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

• Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

• I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

• If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

• I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

• Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

• It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.