Funny know jokes prove that knowledge isn’t everything — sometimes it’s just hilarious 😄. Whether you “know” too much, not enough, or pretend you do (like the rest of us), these jokes capture the fun side of being human 🤭. From clever wordplay to goofy wisdom, they turn everyday facts and faux-facts into pure laughter. Get ready to learn absolutely nothing… except how to smile a little bigger 😂.
New funny know jokes
- Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.
- I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’
- School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.
- If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.
- Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.
- The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.
- I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.
- Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.
- The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.
- Does anyone know where I can find true love?
Top funny know jokes
- Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?
- A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.
- Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.
- (Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.
- The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.
- “Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.
- I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?
- The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.
- My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.
- Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.
Popular funny know jokes
- Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.
- I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.
- I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.
- America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.
- Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.
- Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.
- I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.
- Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.
- I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.
- Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.
More funny know jokes
- I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.
- If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.
- No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.
- No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.
- Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.
- Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?
- I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.
- You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.
- You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.
- I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.
Witty know jokes
- Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.
- Does anyone know what to do, like in general?
- Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.
- Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.
- I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.
- Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.
- Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.
- Anyone know how to grow a money tree?
- Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’
- Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.
Funny know jokes remind us that not every fact has to be useful — some are just for fun 😆. Whether you’re sharing random trivia, misquoting your wisdom, or joking your way through conversations, laughter makes everything more memorable. Spread the fun, keep the jokes coming, and remember: it’s not what you know, it’s how hard you laugh 🤣.