New funny personality jokes

• You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

• I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

• No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

• Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

• I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

• Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

• Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

• The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

• I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

• Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Top funny personality jokes

• Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

• I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

• I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

• Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

• I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

• Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

• If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

• Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

• “I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

• Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Popular funny personality jokes

• Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

• Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

• Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

• You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

• If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

• Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

• The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

• Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

• When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

• I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

More funny personality jokes

• God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

• About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

• I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

• My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

• If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

• I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

• I think my type is a nice person.

• One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

• Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

• Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

Witty personality jokes

• I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

• Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

• if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

• If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

• If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

• I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

• Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

• Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

• Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

• You’re like if “nope” was a person.