I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.