I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.