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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.