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Sorry I left you on read, I didnโ€™t mean to open it just yet.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

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Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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"Ah, Facebook โ€“ where time flies faster than your friend request gets accepted. Remember, time waits for no one, but it can sure get lost in your newsfeed if you're not careful!"



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